Oh lookie I used to have bangs.
Pro shot thankyouthankyou.
"Maybe that's why I always get frustrated when others criticise and condemn us. They call us 'slack', they treat us as nothing more than invisible, 90% of their talk is about the achievements of the other CCAs on NPCC Day, they compare us and the other UGs with utility bills, they snap at us when we clear their rubbish, they think we are fortunate as compared to them to be idling about for eternity under the hot sun in our full uniforms picking up their litter during the school's annual cross-country."
My Creative Arts Programme Installation Art!
"I didn't have to resort to bathing with anyone else during the camp. Heng. Those professionals who claim that bathing with someone makes you closer to them or more comfortable or whatever... don't listen la. Protect your modesty and virginity. Oh and sanity."
"I have this brilliant idea of collecting all our Sea Ex clothes and dumping them into the staffroom. Yayz then we'll have no more maddening tests to revise for! The sweet aroma can K.O."
"I am getting super annoyed at the rate in which I lose things. Lost my eraser and replaced it with another one (which I had since kindergarten I think), lost orange Rex Grip somehow, then lost the kindergarten eraser (which was blue, very nice to use and had a gay thus cute-looking green 3D dino-like thingey with adorable eyes and a pink ribbon at its neck!) ARGH. Lost my mechanical pencil some time ago and replaced it with a little twin stars short and purple thus gay thus cute-looking one and WHAT ON EARTH JUST DISCOVERED ITS GONE. Not funny lor."
Team LifeSavers
"Reached the swimming complex near Clementi at 8.30+++AM for lifesaving today. We did shallow water rescue. Did it first with a stick and then a board. Learnt how to get into defensive position when victim attempts to grab rescuer -.- as well as a couple of ways to inflict pain to break away from any way of hugging. Cool thing is the tighter someone else hugs you the greater pain they suffer when you employ that lil trick =D
I'll teach it to anyone who wishes to learn at a low price of $3. Sounds like daylight robbery... but imagine if Wooytie came along to hug you x)
Okay enough of that I'm almost 99.9% sure that I won't live long enough to attend the next lifesaving lesson after Wooytie sees what I typed. Yea either that or she lets me drink water when towing -_-
Usual stuff aside, it's the first time I survived an entire swimming lesson without goggles and HEY I can actually open my eyes in the water! Unbelievable. It all looks super blurred though and I'll get a major heart attack if something or someone just appears out of nowhere in front of me."
"***OMGAY I JUST HEARD LIANG SHAN BO YU ZHU LI YE ON THE TV ON SOME SUPERSTAR REPEAT AND I'M SPAMMED BY GOOSEBUMPS SOMEBODY SAVE ME NOW OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! CHAO E XIN! WHAT THE HEAVEN MAN I KNOW YOU'RE TRYNA SING LIKE YOU'RE TAO ZUI AND ALL BUTBUTBUT STOP IT ALREADY OMGAY YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE SOMEHOW EXCESSIVELY TAO ZUI SO MUCH SO THAT IT SOUNDS ARTIFICIAL. SORRY LAH I KNOW I'M NOT IN THE POSITION TO JUDGE SUPERSTAR SINGERS WHO HEAVE DEFEATED SO MANY IN SINGAPORE BUT THIS IS REALLY TOO MUCH TO BEAR. PLEASE FOR GAYNESS' SAKE DON'T LIVE IN SELF-DELUSION LEH! I'M SORRY IF I KEEP LAUGHING WHEN YOU OR YOU OR YOU GO OFF-TUNE (TO ALL THE VICTIMS OUT THERE) BUT ARGH THEIR SINGING GROSSED ME OUT SO MUCH I WANNA LAUGH ALSO CANNOT***"
"...and fortunately I'm still able to blade a bit. Falling seems to be fun you know it's not as painful as falling during ice-skating. Due to my lack of practice and inclination to fall for the fun of it I happily fell about 4 times flat on my bum. And half of the time there had to be someone passing by or watching -_______-"
"My Sunday schedule goes like this from now on: Lifesaving, Dance, bathe, dinner, homework rush & slack around, prepare for school, wash up, sleep."
"When it was my turn to take WOC, my falling out was quite a disaster because I think I got the sequence of saluting and taking a step forward wrong and did the opposite instead. By then, we were done with normal drilling and baton drill. It was my very favourite -rifle drill. I was supposed to take them for WOC for 4 minutes, but somehow Sir told me to bring my squad back after a very short while.
Overall, it was alright but the mistake I can never forgive is that I made my squad march without doing rusok senjata first, meaning to 'shoulder arms' through single-handedly throwing the rifle up to about one's shoulders then holding onto it right next to one's body. I MADE THEM MARCH OFF HOLDING ONTO THEIR RIFLES WITH 1 HAND BY THEIR SIDE, RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR LEGS! That's how one would march normally with a rifle from sedia position and it gets very tiring after a while. Arghhhhhh I bet I got marks deducted for that."
"I wanna run faster than many, many guys in this world and show them that girls can be just as strong as guys."
"*RVNPS204 SQD SONG*
when i was just a blur recruit,
i ask my sergeant
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear recruit, recruit
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down twenty for me.
when i was just a LCP
i ask my sergeant
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear lance cop, lance cop
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down thirty for me.
when i was just a small CPL
i ask my sergeant
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear CPL, CPL
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down forty for me.
when i was just a big sergeant
i ask my CI
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear sergeant, sergeant
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down fifty for me.
when i was just a staff sergeant
i ask my CI
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear staff dear staff
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down sixty for me."
"I suddenly remember how this friend of mine used to love visiting lovecalculator.com to check out his compability with other girls."
"Today I felt sad.
No need to cheer me up.
Put on a smile yourselves.
I will try to carve one onto my face.
But that would be painful wouldn't it?"