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23rd December 2009
Reinvent yourself
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My dress code reads:
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Before learning to sing,
one must learn to listen.


25th January 2010
"Perfect" is an invalid adjective
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Mis(t)ery / Friday, February 05, 2010


I.

I've just given Miss Sunflower from Prinjal a wash to get rid of pesky little grey worms attempting to molest her! These creatures look a whole lot like eraser dust. One of them even skilfully hid between two overlapping petals to avoid being gushed to its death, but its efforts were in vain as the waterfall that cascaded from my kitchen tap crashed down on it and took it away-ay-ay. Hmm infortunately some of Miss Sunflower's cheery petals fell off during the cleansing process... I don't think she has long to live! =(


Still, I remember the saying

不在乎天长地久,只在乎曾经拥有

Omigosh it just sounds too sexy comin' from me.



I consulted a website just a couple of moments ago on caring for mini cacti. Am pondering about the name to be bestowed upon the dome-shaped cactus that Botato and Rodent gave me on Jhosy's Day (Yes it is an officially recognised date all you bewildered souls). I want it to be a female's name, but the cactus looks kinda masculine!



I'm also fantasising about a cacti garden. Haha! Nahhh actually I would love to have another mini cactus or a mini aloe vera or some other mini plant. They won't attract insects that easily as compared to ze very glamorous Miss Sunflower.



By the way, a billion thanks to all who wished me a Happy Birthday, whether it's face-to-face or via electronic means. And thank you all for the gifts -every single one of them struck a chord within me -and the cards. A big fat thank you also to those who secretly remembered that it was Jhosy's Day but were too shy to offer their well-wishes. Thank you all so much.



II.

Now at least 3 other kids in school have Adizeroes like mine, as I had observed during my breaks. But mine is the only pair with white diamonds at the back of the shoes. And mine has the name Neo, as inspired by The Matrix!

***

INANIMATE FRIENDS:

Neo
Adizeroes with black and yellow stripes

Alice
Blue Mizuno Wave Elixir 2

Mr. Molten
Molten basketball

Yet to be named:
Navy Converse sneakers and Cactus

***



I miss running so so so much =( absolutely regret running on Wednesday during PE and afterward during CCA. My calf muscle has healed, but now I guess I've damaged my thigh muscles. I thought the soreness that I had experienced during CCA PT was normal and mainly due to my long period of inactivity... so I pushed myself to carry on, and here I am suffering from PROLONGED acute pain in my legs! Total zzz-ness. I felt so envious watching my friends play tennis during break (not that I have any intention of participating); I just wanted to sweat it out and feel the familiar adrenaline rush. I am ITCHING to run!!!



During my usual training sessions, after running, I would head home by walking to cool myself down. Along the way, I would often pass by people on wheel-chairs, pushed by a family member or their maid. In that short instant when we are side-by-side, I would wonder about the thoughts that occur to them when runners like myself walk by. Do they feel a sense of longing, jealousy, or even bitterness that they can't move about freely like us, despite possessing a pair of legs? Or have they already come to terms with their plight? I wonder if they shared the same love for running before diseases or injuries cruelly robbed them of independent mobility. How tragic it is, to have to bid your favourite form of physical activity farewell. I wonder how I would cope if my legs were rendered defective... The additional dependency you would have on others is such an unneeded burden. And it hurts, the knowledge that you're no longer "normal", and can't do the things that "normal" people are capable of doing.



III.

Do You stick to me, just because you have no one else to glue yourself to?

We just don't click. We can't click. Even when I share an interesting anecdote with you, it's often a chore to get the conversation going. Why is the friendship that we share so contrived? What am I supposed to do to get you out of that shell? You don't see that you're isolating yourself at times. And you know something? When you resort to that, I'd have to go along and isolate myself as well. With you. When we're both not exactly comfortable doing so. I'm very perplexed that you don't sense something this obvious.

And please, I know you're good. Many of us know you're good. But can you at least speak to me like a friend? Teach me like a friend? Could you not employ such a critical tone on me? Am I a friend of equal status, or am I your subordinate? Sometimes I really don't know... and sometimes I question where exactly this friendship is heading towards.

If you wanna be my friend, please truly assume that role. I don't ask for much. Please treat me with consistency, because sometimes you transform into someone totally different.




P.S. Bio Prac with Old Chang Kee today was really awesome haha. Thanks for always enlivening the lesson =D we work so well and fast together!

P.P.S. Targets for Obliteration by JN's (openly) Secret Spy Organisation: Persons caught saying the words: Beaver Chu!!! Our previous mission was to eradicate all the lovers of pink. 'Twas a grand failure, but we'll strive on!



JN
6:00 PM

Get Back on Track / Monday, February 01, 2010





I miss running already!!!



JN
6:16 PM

LetmeshowyouhowfastmyNIKEshoesare / Saturday, January 30, 2010




CLICK on the above image

to watch RV's entry for the Economics Short Film Competition!




I pulled my calf muscle while swimming =(





THE BEST OF THE PAST

(pronounce as pest not pah-st; so that it rhymes!)



Here are some of the more humorous/inspiring/epic PHAIL pictures and excerpts excavated from my archives. You could say this is part of me getting to know myself better; by retrospecting the years past and identifying the psychological differences and similarities. Let's get it started!!!




This is how my wallet used to look! Sexayyye~ but not as much as now haha.





HAHA CRUDE KID!





Dontcha just love this dude?



"We went to the nearby Kheng Fried Chuan and I witnessed a very amusing scene, starring my lame bro. It was clearly stated on the door -'Pull' and he most adorably pushed it with all his might. The best part is, when we left, when one is supposed to 'Push', he enthusiastically pulled the handle and even gestured for my mom and I to leave. An ugly but adorable lamer."





最高境界



"We held a mini 发如雪 concert in class during break yesterday and for once, music really makes people get together. Iunno which lamer started at too high a pitch (ok lah maybe it was me) and caused everyone to fail the 红尘醉!!!!!!! part. Yayz next time we shall hold a much bigger concert with more people joining in!"



"My Math teacher is cool too -he suggested that Justin (who has been absent for around 3 days suffering from flashing pox) might be the flasher. Like who else could it be? =D"







Between my cousin and I =D





Oh my this feels like aeons ago!!!



"Anyway, I think the cover of this year's organiser is kinda ugleh and I'm happily using the book for my Math workings. Ricky took interest in filling up my personal particulars. They're as legible as a doctor's handwriting so here's the typed-out version:

Name: Jhosy
Address: A quarter of my real address so I won't tell ya =P
Date of Birth: 3rd Feb 2008
Home Telephone No: [Rick's number here]
E-mail: Homo@hotmail.com
Class: Year 10-2
Form Teacher: Mr Koh
Name of Parent/Guardian: Michael Jackson
Parent/Guardian's Tel No: 67966126*

*we used to joke about the numbers '29126' read them out in plain English if you don't already know what they can mean.

In Case of Emergency, Please Contact

Name: ME
Tel No: [My number here]
Address: Same
Relationship: Platonic =D Now Family"



"EDIT: Gosh I really can't stand 自恋 guys anymore esp. them with their @#$%^*&! photos. ARGH. Truly shuai guys don't go around taking snapshots of themselves as if to emphasise on their good looks. If you think it humours us girls then I'm telling you now it's freaking annoying. Happy photo-taking all you self-obsessed jerks."



"This is followed by an unnatural rotation of the head as learnt from a particular *^&% gal during the Leadership Mentor Skills Course (LMSC) with the addition of an arrogant tone:

Can you please be more matured? M-A-T-U-R-E" (someone will inevitably add in a 'D' in the background)"



"Okay... let's fast forward a little to a late-night scene in Malaysia. After hours of travelling, we alighted from the transport bus and made our way to the place where we would stay for that night.

It was this nice-looking hotel called BORNEO HOTEL. Push open the glass doors, take a step on the plush carpet with its intricate design and let the cool air soothe your senses. There would be a comfy bed to plop down on, a warm shower room and pure moments of relaxation...

INfortunately just as we were about to step in we were told that it wasn't BORNEO HOTEL after all. So we continued walking and wow it was this totally awesome place called Step-In Lodge with a flight of stairs leading up to its main lobby -a carpetless, air-conditionerless, glass-doorless living room. Yep, it could very well be the winner of the Living Room Lookalike Contest (open for hotel/lodge/motel lobbies only)"



"After dinner we had to climb up to the Mt. Hut. A normal place... seemingly acceptable but having cold stuff everywhere. Cold bed sheets, cold blankets, cold pillows, cold floor and a darn toilet bowl that prevents even the most constipated human being from doing his/her business cos it's practically emitting cold air hence restricting smooth bowel movement."





BooYEAH!



"Next up was the part which I dreaded most. THE 恐怕 (恐怖+可怕 credits to The Extremists) DESCENDING OF MT. KINABALU! *faints* I went through most of it with Rodent and Bao Jing. Gayness I slipped God knows how many times, fell flat on my bum at the foot of the summit, twisted my ankle twice (JY the Nub/PKY said it sounded like a tree branch being stepped on) and could have tumbled to my death if I hadn't held onto the bars at the side while going down the so-called stairs. Meep.


AND OH MY GAY I must admit I almost cried while going down that lame foot of the summit with the rope thingey cuz it was really freaking me out you know I'm still young I still have dreams to fulfil people to meet places to see a dragon to love marshmallows to eat songs to sing tracks to run Japanese to learn homework to burn and a reason to live! I felt quite like a noob but it was a Malaysia truly Asia nightmare for me."



"The next day was a total joke. We were supposed to wake up at 6.00AM. My room mates: Rodent, Wooytie and LaiLai. Wooytie and LaiLai woke up at 6:00AM to my handphone alarm. Rodent didn't hear it although it was reeeeally loud. After some murmuring about wanting more sleep and my grand finale of "Someone knocked the door just now meh..." (in Mandarin), we drifted back into Dreamland.

45 minutes later...

Our OC went knock-knock-a-knocking at our door and we were shocked to discover that we had overslept by nearly an hour. As quickly as possible, we forced our sore legs to move and were STUNNED in unison upon approaching the mass wash up area.

There were still squadmates brushing their teeth and many others just arriving like us with droopy eyelids. We began laughing like retards -EVERYONE OVERSLEPT. Our OC hurried us with a slight hint of annoyance in his voice and we did just as we were told. Tell me about promptness in NPCC. *smirks* Almost everything lags, especially the courses and some special events. Thou shalt not complain about my confession because it's trueeeeee."





Oh lookie I used to have bangs.





Pro shot thankyouthankyou.



"Maybe that's why I always get frustrated when others criticise and condemn us. They call us 'slack', they treat us as nothing more than invisible, 90% of their talk is about the achievements of the other CCAs on NPCC Day, they compare us and the other UGs with utility bills, they snap at us when we clear their rubbish, they think we are fortunate as compared to them to be idling about for eternity under the hot sun in our full uniforms picking up their litter during the school's annual cross-country."





My Creative Arts Programme Installation Art!



"I didn't have to resort to bathing with anyone else during the camp. Heng. Those professionals who claim that bathing with someone makes you closer to them or more comfortable or whatever... don't listen la. Protect your modesty and virginity. Oh and sanity."



"I have this brilliant idea of collecting all our Sea Ex clothes and dumping them into the staffroom. Yayz then we'll have no more maddening tests to revise for! The sweet aroma can K.O."



"I am getting super annoyed at the rate in which I lose things. Lost my eraser and replaced it with another one (which I had since kindergarten I think), lost orange Rex Grip somehow, then lost the kindergarten eraser (which was blue, very nice to use and had a gay thus cute-looking green 3D dino-like thingey with adorable eyes and a pink ribbon at its neck!) ARGH. Lost my mechanical pencil some time ago and replaced it with a little twin stars short and purple thus gay thus cute-looking one and WHAT ON EARTH JUST DISCOVERED ITS GONE. Not funny lor."




Team LifeSavers



"Reached the swimming complex near Clementi at 8.30+++AM for lifesaving today. We did shallow water rescue. Did it first with a stick and then a board. Learnt how to get into defensive position when victim attempts to grab rescuer -.- as well as a couple of ways to inflict pain to break away from any way of hugging. Cool thing is the tighter someone else hugs you the greater pain they suffer when you employ that lil trick =D

I'll teach it to anyone who wishes to learn at a low price of $3. Sounds like daylight robbery... but imagine if Wooytie came along to hug you x)

Okay enough of that I'm almost 99.9% sure that I won't live long enough to attend the next lifesaving lesson after Wooytie sees what I typed. Yea either that or she lets me drink water when towing -_-

Usual stuff aside, it's the first time I survived an entire swimming lesson without goggles and HEY I can actually open my eyes in the water! Unbelievable. It all looks super blurred though and I'll get a major heart attack if something or someone just appears out of nowhere in front of me."



"***OMGAY I JUST HEARD LIANG SHAN BO YU ZHU LI YE ON THE TV ON SOME SUPERSTAR REPEAT AND I'M SPAMMED BY GOOSEBUMPS SOMEBODY SAVE ME NOW OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! CHAO E XIN! WHAT THE HEAVEN MAN I KNOW YOU'RE TRYNA SING LIKE YOU'RE TAO ZUI AND ALL BUTBUTBUT STOP IT ALREADY OMGAY YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE SOMEHOW EXCESSIVELY TAO ZUI SO MUCH SO THAT IT SOUNDS ARTIFICIAL. SORRY LAH I KNOW I'M NOT IN THE POSITION TO JUDGE SUPERSTAR SINGERS WHO HEAVE DEFEATED SO MANY IN SINGAPORE BUT THIS IS REALLY TOO MUCH TO BEAR. PLEASE FOR GAYNESS' SAKE DON'T LIVE IN SELF-DELUSION LEH! I'M SORRY IF I KEEP LAUGHING WHEN YOU OR YOU OR YOU GO OFF-TUNE (TO ALL THE VICTIMS OUT THERE) BUT ARGH THEIR SINGING GROSSED ME OUT SO MUCH I WANNA LAUGH ALSO CANNOT***"



"...and fortunately I'm still able to blade a bit. Falling seems to be fun you know it's not as painful as falling during ice-skating. Due to my lack of practice and inclination to fall for the fun of it I happily fell about 4 times flat on my bum. And half of the time there had to be someone passing by or watching -_______-"



"My Sunday schedule goes like this from now on: Lifesaving, Dance, bathe, dinner, homework rush & slack around, prepare for school, wash up, sleep."



"When it was my turn to take WOC, my falling out was quite a disaster because I think I got the sequence of saluting and taking a step forward wrong and did the opposite instead. By then, we were done with normal drilling and baton drill. It was my very favourite -rifle drill. I was supposed to take them for WOC for 4 minutes, but somehow Sir told me to bring my squad back after a very short while.

Overall, it was alright but the mistake I can never forgive is that I made my squad march without doing rusok senjata first, meaning to 'shoulder arms' through single-handedly throwing the rifle up to about one's shoulders then holding onto it right next to one's body. I MADE THEM MARCH OFF HOLDING ONTO THEIR RIFLES WITH 1 HAND BY THEIR SIDE, RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR LEGS! That's how one would march normally with a rifle from sedia position and it gets very tiring after a while. Arghhhhhh I bet I got marks deducted for that."



"I wanna run faster than many, many guys in this world and show them that girls can be just as strong as guys."



"*RVNPS204 SQD SONG*

when i was just a blur recruit,
i ask my sergeant
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear recruit, recruit
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down twenty for me.

when i was just a LCP
i ask my sergeant
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear lance cop, lance cop
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down thirty for me.

when i was just a small CPL
i ask my sergeant
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear CPL, CPL
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down forty for me.

when i was just a big sergeant
i ask my CI
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear sergeant, sergeant
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down fifty for me.

when i was just a staff sergeant
i ask my CI
what will i be
will i be CI, will i be HO
that's what she said to me
dear staff dear staff
wadever will be, will be
it's ur rank and not my rank
down sixty for me."









"I suddenly remember how this friend of mine used to love visiting lovecalculator.com to check out his compability with other girls."








"Today I felt sad.

No need to cheer me up.
Put on a smile yourselves.

I will try to carve one onto my face.
But that would be painful wouldn't it?"







"08. Jhosy Ng Chu Xi
Hi JN! I think you've been a rather well-behaved and diligent kid over the past 2 years and all your tablemates have benefited greatly from your strong INFJ influence. Keep up ze good work! On a side note, I can't understand why you are so bound to people of the Aries star sign. Don't pressurise yourself too much too often and pay due attention to those around you! It surprises me that more than 2 years of Geography have not managed to get you kicked out of the 路痴协会. Before I forget, be meaner to that guy I always see you sticking around with and stay happy!


15. Neo Hui Yan Eileen
Turtsy! Your sense of humour and sometimes the look on your face (though I don't understand why) never fail to make me burst out laughing. I'll never forget how we were the ultimate laughter volcanoes that erupted as and when we were tickled by some lame, not-really-that-funny things when LawLaw taught us elit. That was an extremely enjoyable period of time spent with you. I won't forget how we came up with story plots for 强化 that really cmi (cannot make it) and how we would attempt to suppress our laughter when the teacher got angry =x (somehow she looked funny when she was angry) Zzz there are so many things imprinted in my memory... especially your horrendous witch-like laughter and your impersonation of Ms. Swan! Do continue making your classmates erupt in fits of laughter!


17. Sim Wei Ling Clarine
Finally I'm here! Ahhh there's still a long long way to go. This is Cl. Gaseous at room temperature and yellowish-green in colour. Alright I'm digressing. She's my mad tablemate who keeps making me laugh. Just recently we were comparing some mistakes in our GP essays. Just look at it: 'Wheats and cornmeals' v.s. 'remedials'. Obviously hers (the former) is funnier! Hahaha =D Anyway, she's a really great friend to have! She can make you laugh without meaning to, she can sing off-tune (but her condition has improved by leaps and bounds), she can own people in Math, she can run 10km marathons with you, she (who's ARIES as usual; in Sec 1 and 2 it was Geri who is also ARIES) can let you go home with someone (who's ARIES too omg) all the time and yet have no complaints going home with you when that someone isn't free, she can savour Breadtalk bread with you while walking aimlessly in Vivo, she can listen to your problems, she can update you on S.H.E. and Jolin Tsai, she can go mad about Taiwanese dramas with you (though I don't watch), she can look down at you even more than before in high heels (applies to me), she can poke you at the sides everyday to raise your immunity against tickling, she can refuse Zeming and Ming Shin foolscap/稿纸 with you, she can stick to you and you can stick to her everywhere in school! Yep, she's one great tablemate cum squadmate! I think you'll be in the same class as someone if you take PCME. That was just an extra comment. Keep owning people in Math and I hope your next tablemate gets the best out of your constant poking =)


19. Tan Yan Tong
Beetle Tan! Otherwise recently known as RambuTan Yan Tong. Probably the most gourmet-ish foodie I've ever known. She gets all excited and mad when discussing about delicious food. The hot fudge sundaes, strawberry cheesecake, brownies and what not. While most girls are normally attracted by cute girly waste-money stuff, she's drawn more towards food. Then again she looks skinny enough to make you want to feed her and breed some flesh upon those bony arms and legs. Oh. She can be very crude in her speech at times. She can go "KNS" or "bloody hell" all of a sudden. I'm used to hearing such stuff, but it just sounds exceptionally vulgar coming from her and kind of funny. There were, before I forget, many occasions of her speaking Mandarin in a very odd and in turn hilarious fashion! Haha... stay a happy foodie!


20. Tay Yi Ling
She has quite a number of funny nicknames. Anty Tay, Antay, Builder Tay & TokTokTay (because she used to be the Campcraft Head in NP LOL! They never fail to drive me mad with laughter), Taytay, Karatay, Taytarik and dunno which person came out with DarlingLing hahahaha. Very cute & nice girl here, very pro in Math and Physics like Cl (两人各有千秋), is short but still 1cm taller than me -_-. Haha but still this ain't bout me 'tis bout her! I know I must be one of the meanest friends in history to always stick so closely to Cl and then attempt to stick to you when she's absent (oops). Seems like I'm pretty capable of exploiting people (double oops). Still, I treasure you very much as a friend. Will never forget our CID project... how we pia-ed throughout the night and crapped out like majority of the report. The findings and the aims had no obvious link but somehow teachers with their higher-order thinking skills were able to trace out the most indistinct connections... seriously admirable. Alright I have digressed wayyy too much. Stay pro!


23. Woo Yue Ting
Wooytie! Cadet Inspector to-be! Her passion for NP is overwhelming and she'll definitely do well as a CI. You're a great friend... funny and sociable etc. but still has the big problem of being overly *ahem* at times + your obsession with Sharman seems incurable! Just like Neo's obsession with Xinyue ohmygoodness. Please refrain from such behaviour, my dear squadmate. We've shared many happy memories together! Like the lifesaving days, when we'd be taking turns to rescue one another and do crazy EAR. When I screamed as you pounced upon me in the water. That sounds very inappropriate. Actually she was supposed to be a victim so badly frightened that she grabs at the lifesaver and puts the lifesaver in danger. Then as the lifesaver you're supposed to kick back and kick up water. Yup that's how it should sound like. I'll never ever forget the One Piece puzzle incident too. That was so surprising and touching! I hereby thank you for the memories."



"P.S. My handphone takes 40 seconds to start up -I did my own counting."





I love roller coastersxzsxz. Conquered this in Las Vegas with daddy!



"Few days later Ehren and my bro still kept teasing me about watching such a show. I couldn't help itttt I was really bored so I had to turn to this form of drama. Better off than the two of them who Rick-Rolled the computers downstairs and prank-called the Bank of America.

"Welcome to the Bank of America."
"May I help you?"
"No thanks" *hangs up*

"Welcome to the Bank of America, how may I help you?"
"I want a packet of Hokkien Mee."
"Pardon?"
*hangs up*"



"Back to SFO! On the way we had to eat McDonald's for lunch. Anyway, I don't think I've ever had this much fried food in such a short period of time in my life. I am dead sure they put a few kilograms upon me. I mean, we had fast food consecutively for more than 3 days for either breakfast or lunch?!

Alright back to the Mc meal. It was the WORST I've ever had. My fish fillet was DRIPPING with oil. I put the fish on the paper napkin in an attempt to salvage the situation and before the napkin could finish soaking up the oil it was already drenched. I don't know how I convinced myself to eat the burger, but every bite was like an oil spill in my mouth. Oh my fattening God."



"To end things off on a happier note, I present to you...








It's a great honour to be able to interview you, 2b2b26.







How do you feel about being the first person whom we interview?







Any comments on the shooting game, Gunbound?







Could you kindly provide us with a brief introduction of yourself?







Any self-comments based on your appearance?







What is your favourite mobile in the game?







Imagine yourself riding on it now. Your reaction would be?







Could you present to us your most attractive pose?







Why is your vocabulary mostly limited to 'sai'?







Any thoughts about being constantly referred to as the 'Great KSer'?







What is the mobile ranking top place in your Hate List?







Any spectacular moments during your career?







Anyone whom you idolise in Gunbound?







Has she beaten you in a game before?







Any other player whom you hold in high regard?







Thank you for your time."



JN
1:28 PM

.:) / Thursday, January 28, 2010




MY LOONYNESS, IS KILLIN' ME



JN
11:06 PM

Insert Vulgary Here / Friday, January 22, 2010


"It's simply bizarre that 'normal' is the new overweight"
-Model Crystal Renn in Hungry



IRRITANT. Getting on my nerves almost every morning. Linguistically apathetic i.e. you fail to recognise the power of words and abuse them to your own liking. Harping on the past incidents again and again and again and again and again and again. HOW LONG are you going to pursue the matter? You can't get you and your thick skin out of this for your words only incite -they do not seek others' understanding. Better not let anything escape from that foul mouth, because I don't see how anything you say can improve the situation. I don't see how you will ever earn the respect of us students. RESPECT NEEDS TO BE EARNED, for goodness' sake. EARNED! I hope you're not under the impression that we needed or wanted you as a figure of the highest authority in our school, because we'll be exulted if you could just get yourself and your FILTHY manners out of the campus. Please exercise more discretion in your usage of words. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. If you can't convey your point with sufficient accuracy in English, we would appreciate if you just spoke in Mandarin. STOP WRECKING LINGUISTIC HAVOC WITH YOUR PLURALITY. THIS WORLD IS NOT A PLACE SOLELY MEANT FOR THE EXISTENCE AND DEVELOPMENT OF LEADERS. WHERE WOULD THEY BE WITHOUT CAPABLE TEAM PLAYERS? They are not your teachers. They are more our teachers than yours. What are you really trying to accomplish, by emphasising repeatedly that a member of the Chinese department broke down from the kid's remarks? Are you trying to garner sympathy? Trying to show how much you care for your teachers? I'm sure the teacher(s) who wept would prefer anything else than to have her breakdown revealed in public. You're just rubbing more salt onto the wound, and you're completely unaware of that. I THINK YOU'RE MORE AMUSED THAN AFFECTED BY THOSE TEARS. OUTSIDER. Did you know tactfulness is an integral part of character development? YOUR ACCENT IS OFF-TUNE. Our time is not for you to waste. You make sense at times, but why does it always have to be dabbed onto the head of a verbal spear? AND DON'T COMMAND US TO TELL OUR PARENTS OFF. Surely someone with even a mediocre grasp of English will understand that this is tinged with SPITE rather than frankness.



Yes, I've become one of those 'bloggers' commenting on your antics. I hate you, truly. I won't write a letter to the Ministry of Education. But perhaps one to the Singapore Kindness Movement committee, that people like you are one of the factors behind the low success rates of their National Courtesy campaigns. Sigh.


And one last thing: You aren't worthy of that surname.



JN
7:20 PM

gimme Gimme MORE / Friday, January 15, 2010



You can never imagine who this makes me think of =D



I don't FEEL like my age, and this has been bugging me for some time. How am I supposed to think and act... or even LOOK my age? Then again why do I consider it a pressing issue that I grow up quickly? Mom tells me I'll be 20 before I know it, and the years would pass me by like peak hour trains. Sigh, I always seem to trouble over the most trivial of matters. Will let nature take its course!



I'm trying to figure out how I might incorporate running or swimming sessions into my daily schedule. Zzz the main grouse I have with the diversity of subjects in my sexy class is that we're always released later than average. Classes with mainstream subject takers are dismissed almost 2 hours earlier everyday! By the time I get home all I feel like doing is flopping onto my bed. Will find a way soon.





MUSIC-MAKERS



With Joshua "Guy With the Weird Hair" Hong x)





4 Sopranos! Quek had to attend Learning Symposium =/





The Real v.s. The Reflected =P





Sorry Jane Eyre I couldn't resist!





Oohyea =D



JN
10:58 PM

Virgo Voyage / Saturday, January 09, 2010



I'M A HAPPY LADY



JN
1:33 PM